i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
"…on orders over $100"
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
there is no way this isn’t sped up
when ur trying impress hot ppl with ur mad fresh dance moves
i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this