#Stuff i Liek :D

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Patch

'Never liked riddles.'
'Learn to.' 

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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benjpierce:

chocorum:

neurocyte:

world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

the precision

there is no way this isn’t sped up

foodchewer:

black-booty:

Thicker than oatmeal with no butter.

cunningham

foodchewer:

black-booty:

Thicker than oatmeal with no butter.

cunningham

earthdad:

when ur trying impress hot ppl with ur mad fresh dance moves

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okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this

okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo

but not like this

not like this